I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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