wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
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