Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
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You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
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And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
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