Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
And then he peed in my hair
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