is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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