me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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