He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
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