Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
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I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
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So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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