Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
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