Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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