a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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