Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
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Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
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I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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