Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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