So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Randomize
