This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
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Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
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Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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