Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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