she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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