went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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