You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
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Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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