my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
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let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
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Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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