Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
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I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
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being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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