everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
Randomize
