i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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