cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
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Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
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Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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