Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
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