you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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