i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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