do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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