im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
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