STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
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