theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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