It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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