I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
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I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
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And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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