I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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