I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I'm both gender and math confused
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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