real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
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he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
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Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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