It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Fuck appropriateness.
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
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