Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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