I want to make a zoo with you.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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