just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
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