Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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