There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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