Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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