There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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