So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Randomize
