ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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