There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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