I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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