whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
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she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
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I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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