no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
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we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
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All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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