i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
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Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
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Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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