So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
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He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
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he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
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