I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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