Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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